LEAVE YOUR HUM-DRUM, HO-HUM, BORING OL' LOTION EXPERIENCE IN A SMOKING RUBBLE, AND EMERGE FROM YOUR BATHROOM WITH THE UNMISTAKABLE SCENT OF THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE.

Explosively Awesome!

• Smells of campfire, gunpowder, sagebrush, dirt, bacon, and whiskey.
• Made with love and laughter (and all-vegan oils.)
• Bruh, do you even lotion?
• Safer than lighting a fire in your bathroom.
• No explosives training necessary.
• Feels like you’re camping (without the nighttime wombat attacks.)

Kaboom!

Know what that sound is? It’s the sound of beginning your amazing day layering on the gorgeous, earthy scents of campfire, whiskey, and the outdoors. Fire in the HoleLotion lets you go camping without even leaving the bathroom. (Which will remind you how much you like to go camping, and then increase the number of times you go camping.) So imbibe freely, light some fireworks, andlotion up with a lotion that looks and smells like campfire.